egberts: of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
ladyspookypants: liamdryden: ravenzoe: ...
gryzio: d-hizzle: oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.